Last year I received a set of cheap silverware. I've owned my home for 5 years now and have some good quality flatware and the gift came from someone who had eaten at my house. The silverware went into my step daughter's hope chest.

Last time my grandma got me something it was a disgusting ceramic pig. She said she bought it for me because I like animals which was sweet, but it was a sow and it had HUGE teats as if it had been nursing. It's the most obscene thing I've ever owned. I keep it in the way back of my closet with my ********* and dildo and various other things I don't want people who prowl around my house to find. It's a mood killer though, going to get the dildo- and finding that pig..